Sunday, July 6, 2014

Double meaning jokes

Difference between good girls and bad girls
Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere,
But bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.

At 18 a lady is like football
22 men behind her.
At 28 basket ball.
10 men behind her,
At 38 golf ball.
1 man behind her,
At 48 table tennis ball,
1 man pushing her to another.

Boy: do you know u would look more sexy with one kg less,
Girl- ok janu, I'll loose it as soon as possible.
Boy: in my opinion all ur clothes weight exactly one kg.

Never kiss a police woman,
She will say stop-hands up,
Never kiss a nurse she will say next please,
Kiss a teacher she will say repeat it 5 times

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