Pathan Red Light Area Gaya Aur Broker Se Rate Puchha.
Broker: “1000 Rs. Ladki Ke,
300 Rs. Mere,
Aur 100 Rs. Police Wale Ke”
Pathan: “Yara Dil Khush Kar Diya, Jao Pehle Police Wale Ko Le Aao
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Sardar: Shirt Ke Liye kapda dikhaiye
Salesman: Plain me dikhau?
Sardar: nai, Helicopter me dikha, saale bandar ki aulad.... sardar hu to Mazak udata hai !!!!
