The first man says “I’ll take a lifetime supply of Budweiser”
The second man says ” I want 10 million dollars”
The third man says “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but I’m afraid to fly, and I get sea sick..could ya make me a highway that goes there?”
The genie replies that’s a tough one, anything else you want?
The third man says ” Okay then, tell me why women think the way they do?”
The genie replies “Would you like that highway 2 lane or 4?”
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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What’s 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!"
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Girls Nature:
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets.
she yelled at him, "Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She’s not only bald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!"
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball....
.....stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?", asks the doctor
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!"
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was so in love and didn’t notice.”
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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