Funny Jokes

How to kill Boy and Girl....




1- How to kill a – B O Y – ?
Just give him a mobile with lots of
beautiful Girl’s mobile number.
Then Lock him in a place with “No
- N E T W O R K – coverage”
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2- How to kill a – G I R L – ?
Give her a beautiful dress, nice
jewellery’s, costly cosmetics.
Then, lock her in a room without a
” – M I R R O R – ”
Finish, Game Over !!!!!!!!!!!

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A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"


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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinand
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
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Books And Study

What did you think ??????????
Dirty Minded..... lol
Life is short... enjoy.....


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Announcement in University:

"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"

Another announcement after 20 minutes:

"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"
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