Double meaning Jokes

Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.


An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy: What can u do for me?
The boy replied: come behind the PYRAMID. I will make u MUMMY.


Boy to Girlfriend: Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar, Pakdu?? Teri Zubaan Ko.

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