Difference between school and college

School: Pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale !!

College: Ek ballpen, woh bhi friends se cheena hua :)

School: Class mein enter hone se pehley: Ma'am may I come in?

College: Bina baithe hi mobile kaan se laga ke class se baahar !!

School: Bag mein har subject ki books !!

College: Yaar ek paper toh phar ke de :D

School: Class test mein Star !!

College: Full moon hi naseeb hota hain yaar !!

School: Listen I like her !!

College: Sambhal ke dekh, bhabhi hain teri :D :D !!

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