27.She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.
28.Ditto for your discourse on football.
29.Ditto for your abilty to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound.
30.“Will you marry me?” is good. “Let’s shack up together", is bad.
31.Don’t assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
32.Don’t assume PMS doesn’t exist.
33.No means no. Yes means yes. Silence could mean anything. She feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
4.“But we kiss,...”Is not justification for using her toothbrush. You don’t clean plaque with your tongue.
35.Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
36.Chivalry and feminism are not mutually exclusive.
37.Pick her up at the airport - don’t whine - just do it.
38.If you want to break up with her - break up with her. Don’t act like a complete ass until she does it for you.
39.Don’t tell her you love her if you don’t.
40.Tell you love her if you do - often.
41.Always suck up to her brother.
42.Think boxers.
43.Silk boxers.
44.Remeber Valentine’s Day and any, “cheesy” anniversary sheso-names.
45.Don’t try to change the way she dresses.
46.Her haircut is never bad.
47.Don’t let your friends pick on her.
48.Call.
49.Don’t lie.
50.Alright so the rules are never fair. If all you guys out there just followed these simple rules - then maybe we could all just get along.
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