Double meaning jokes

Difference between good girls and bad girls
Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere,
But bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.

At 18 a lady is like football
22 men behind her.
At 28 basket ball.
10 men behind her,
At 38 golf ball.
1 man behind her,
At 48 table tennis ball,
1 man pushing her to another.

Boy: do you know u would look more sexy with one kg less,
Girl- ok janu, I'll loose it as soon as possible.
Boy: in my opinion all ur clothes weight exactly one kg.

Never kiss a police woman,
She will say stop-hands up,
Never kiss a nurse she will say next please,
Kiss a teacher she will say repeat it 5 times

Age and Girl

At 18 a lady is like football

22 men behind her.

At 28 basket ball.

10 men behind her,

At 38 golf ball.

1 man behind her,

At 48 table tennis ball,

1 man pushing her to another.

difference between good and bad girl

Difference between good girls and bad girls

Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere,

But bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.

1. Ladies ke sath kaun kaisa bartav karta hai.
   
   Petrolwala: Kitna Dalu?
   
2. Dhobi: madam aap kapde nikal k rakho,mai abhi ata hu..
   
   Xeroxwala: Madam aage piche dono taraf se karu,ya sirf 1 side se..
   
   Fruitwala:medam kele ka size to dekho dilkhush ho jayega.
   
   Bankwala : Medam so so ke du..

Popular Slogans on Girl's Tshirt

1. Slogans Written On Girls T-Shirt
   
   *Can Make Boneles
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   *Touch Here If U Dare
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   *Can Make Boneless Things Hard
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   *More Enjoyment Per Liter
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   *Weapons Of Mass Destruction...
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   *Looking Free, But Touching Costs
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   *Only For Rent, Not For Sale
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   *Now More Tastier And Healthier
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   *Handle With Care
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   *Tested By Experts
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   *Hot To Handle
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   *Shake Well Before Use
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   *No One Can Use Just Once

Girl Shy to say I am Pregnent

1. Girl: I'm 19 & I'm pregnent how do I tell my parents?
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   Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth...

Guy plays Firetruck game with girl

Boy to Girl: Lets play new game today called "Firetruck" Game

Girl: I have never played this game. How to play it ?

Boy: I run my fingures up on your legs. And you say "Red Lights" when you want to stop me

Girl: OK

After few seconds

Girl: Redlights !!

Boy: Fire Trucks do not stop for red lights

Ha Ha Ha Ha

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